Poem Parodies: Wobble (“Rebel”) by Family Force 5

Author’s Note: This is coming together as I have foreseen…



Lemme see ya REBEL!



We-ah the Ghost, we be gettin’ some wings

Hard at working blastin’ thingamajigs

We a part of somethin’ you ain’t never seen before

We the rebels, let us tell ya some more, 

Blast em, lightsab’r, blast em, lightsab’r, blast em together

Today’s class is Rebellion and Imma professor

Pop quiz for the kids, can you do this?

Watch close now, we’ll show ya how:

Dip, dip, swerve, s-s-swerve below,

Gotta, gotta, stay low-p-p-pro,

Ready, r-ready, r-ready to meddle?

Look a’tcha now,

Lemme see ya REBEL!


Rebel your guns,

Rebel your ships,

Swing your lightsab’r with lil motion in ya hips

Rebel, rebel,

Re-bel, rebel, re-bel, 

Rebel, rebel, rebel, rebel, 

Lemme see ya REBEL!


R-E-bb-B-E (that’s right)

Lemme see, lemme see

Double L-I-O-N,

The Imps are here, and we rebel scum!


Crack a half-smile like Grand Adm’ral Thrawn,

War’s bout over, it won’t be long-a,

So loosen up the helmets, troopers, party all night,

Party all night, Rebel it all night,

You gon’ get in, you gon’ get in trouble 

You gon’ get in trouble if Darth sees you rebel, 

Yeah, make, make a mess on Lothal

We-ah goin’ hard or we not goin’ at all


Ready, r-ready, r-ready to meddle?

Look a’tcha now,

Lemme see ya REBEL!


Rebel your guns,

Rebel your ships,

Swing your lightsab’r with lil motion in ya hips

Rebel, rebel,

Re-bel, rebel, re-bel, 

Rebel, rebel, rebel, rebel, 

Lemme see ya REBEL! (2x’s)


R-E-bb-B-E (that’s right)

Lemme see, lemme see

Double L-I-O-N,

The Imps are here, let’s have some fun!



Lemme see you, lemme see you rebel

Lemme see you, lemme see you, lemme see you REBEL! 


Rebel your guns,

Rebel your ships,

Swing your lightsab’r with lil motion in ya hips

Rebel, rebel,

Re-bel, rebel, re-bel, 

Rebel, rebel, rebel, rebel, 

Lemme see ya REBEL! (2x’s)


Lemme see ya, lemme see ya, lemme see ya REBEL!



Note: All original characters, names, song titles and copyrights belong to Family Force 5 and their music company, Disney, Lucasfilm, George Lucas and Dave Filoni, I OWN NOTHING

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Black-Furr’d Angel

You used to greet

Me with bright, warm


Tail wagging with



Or even


Your friendl’ness


Our happy little


You would take

Time to see even

A stranger, to

Greet her.


You were an enthusiast

In all you did,

Running around,


Or with Daisy you hid;

Eager to please,

But eager for


You were so


Rarely changing your



You loved the


Unless you had to


You’d get lost in the


Just to splash and


Thank God you had

Daisy to help–

I didn’t think you’d find

The way back, yourself.


You were a Momma’s girl,

No doubt in my


When she was not


You’d fuss and whine;

You never miss’d a


To show her you


Even when your condition

Left you



As you grew older,

Your bump grew


You struggl’d to

Lift your


Off of the floor–

Dragging your

Legs, brushing the


Hips, fighting to


I knew it was


To send you,

Albeit with

Dampened eyes.


As we pulled in, I saw

A Bed




From your dish;

A bucket half-full–

How I knew you saw

The world.

I hold the glass vial

In my warm palm,

After all these


It’s hard to realize–

You’re Gone.



Author’s Note: While some may have yet to see as I do, and futilely persist in arguing against me, poetry, writing, and yes, private tears, tend to be how I grieve the most. Ironically, one of the three I want no one to see (lest I bother, inconvenience, or otherwise manage to provide them with a state of discomfort), the other two I don’t mind the world seeing. It is a well-established fact that on my blog, when a loved one near to me dies, person or animal, I can and I WILL pen them a poem in their honor and in their memory. This is especially important to me as a Christian, because while I know I’ll see fellow believers, such as my grandmother, again in the next life, Scripture is a lot more silent on the topic of animal deaths. Thus, when they die in this life, I will grieve twice as hard for them, as I may not see them in the next life. Grieving with writing is an invaluable outlet, and not only proves therapeutic to myself (and hopefully to others who struggling with losing a loved pet or loved one in general), but that “the pen is mightier than the sword.” 

This particular loved one was my black lab, Rosey, who suffered severe arthritis, at least one form of cancer, struggled to breathe and even move– but she never tried to show she was in pain. She was always trying to be cheery, with her eyes bright, and a friendly, wagging tail, even while she limped badly to greet you. She was not the sharpest tool in the garden shed (appropriate analogy; all our dogs loved digging in Mom’s flower beds in “unnoticeable” places, so they could lie down comfortably), but she was remarkably sweet. She would always nudge and gently rub her face against my leg to show love and care. She’d bury her face in my lap when she felt she needed comfort or consolation. She loved messing around, playing with, or just annoying my mom; in fact, in her better years, she’d willingly jump onto Mom’s bed first thing in the morn to wake her and have a serious snuggle fest (I posted 1-2 of these vids previously on Facebook)… It was always the highlight of her day, you could tell. And while she loved us all, she absolutely ADORED Mom– she seemed to instinctively know that Mom originally picked her out, saving her from the #PoundLife. Mom may partly deny it, but I think she’ll be one of the ones to miss Rosey the most. 

Life Update and Cool Pandemic Project List!

Hello, everyone! Yes, I have returned… from an increasingly long– and rather unexpected– sabbatical. There are a few reasons for it, but I’ll spare you most; one is I’ve gone through a bit of an existential crisis lately, in part about my personality (I learned I’m actually INFP, not INFJ– thus, I will be discontinuing my MBTI series for now, as I do not consider myself qualified or experienced enough to “type” others, if I cannot even type myself properly).

This pandemic has actually changed little for me, with the three exceptions of store runs with and without my brother, no Church (sad but true), and no gym (which I’m quickly remedying). Since I do have extra spare time, though, I naturally decided to write more. Besides, didn’t Shakespeare compose two of his plays when he was secluded to the countryside during HIS pandemic?? You may as well be productive with your new free time! And it helps greatly that I’m on a GENUINE social media fast from Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram for Lent; it lets me concentrate on other, better things other than how many likes this post got, or if so-and-so DMed me back. It’s decreased my anxiety in that area, in some ways.

My only grievance with this is, I can’t share some of the cool stuff I’ve been doing/ plan to do during this plague season, to make the most of things. I actually have a nice little list of projects I’m planning on completing/mostly completing during the next several months, since this is supposed to last until at least Aug-Nov. ’20. Feel free to take a peek, get inspired, or choose to do something similar to my idea! So turn off Netflix, Hulu, Dis+, YouTube, Amazon Prime, Starz, or any other streaming service, and get ready for…

Olivia’s Pandemic Projects:

  1. Learn a new language. So, fun fact: both Rosetta Stone and Duolingo have FREE apps in the App stores. Even if you aren’t in school anymore, now is the perfect time to brush up on the rusty Espanol, learn a new language you’ve always wanted to try, or simply stimulate brain cells/improve your memory.
  2.  Start or finish that rough draft of your book. Forget regular writing sprints; this thing is the ULTIMATE Nanowrimo for all you fellow writers out there. Now’s your chance to pounce on that manuscript, when you can! (It may be tougher if you’ve children, especially small children. I recommend making a schedule so they know when NOT to bother Mommy/Daddy, and set a timer.) Mind, not everyone was created to be a novelist (obviously, but many forget that), but if you research, there are different forms of storytelling– short story anthologies, poetry, plays, popcorn-record stories, and so much more. Have fun with it!
  3.  Brush up and polish your portfolio and resume, then get a remote job. Looking for work but having a tough time finding it? You’re not alone. Depending on your career path, if you’re looking for something more in the liberal arts, you’ll need a portfolio displaying your best work (I was never really told this in school). Don’t have professional experience? Put in your best school papers, photographs, digital artwork, etc, to show off your skill a bit, depending on what your specific interest is in (writing projects for writer, photographs for photographer, etc). Something’s better than nothing. Otherwise, it may not hurt to look at your resume, and think about what you could touch up. About what skills you have and could add, that could benefit any job– both personal skills (hardworking, team player) and transferable experience (“experienced in such-and-such computer program”).
  4.  Make a custom, “I Survived Quarantine Era 2020” shirt! Inspired by a professor friend of mine , I decided I’m going to make one of these based off what he told me in an email, when I checked in to ensure he and his family were doing ok: “Keep Calm and Carry a Tomahawk.” That’s going to be on the front (which will of course also include an insignia featuring tomahawks and possibly a very unique artwork– stay tuned, friends), and on the back it will read, “– Dr. Dan Williams, Quarantine Era, 2020.” But don’t just look over our shoulders; be creative and go bonkers finding a unique idea, like, “I Survived the COVID-19 and All I Got Was This T-Shirt,” if you’re feeling light-hearted after all this, or find a COVID pick-up line (another friend gave me several that I was howling over… God knows we could use a good laugh during these times). Buy a plain shirt from WalMart, Amazon, or another store, and get some high-quality iron-on transfer sheets!
  5.  Be crafty. No, literally. I’m going to be drawing and painting more in this time– partly fanart. Additionally, for those unaware, my bedroom is fairly small, and since I love books (but am low on shelf-space), I thought of a creative idea a while back– book crates! Since I used to work at Lowes’, I used my discount code (for current employees only) to buy aesthetic pine wood crates, along with specific stainer (you want to make sure it goes with the room furniture, after all), and went to work. (warning: they may need a few days to sit out and dry, so make sure you do it on a set of days where there’s no rain or snow. If you have a workshop to set them in to dry, that works, too. You may need to stain each a few times to get your desired color–it took me 2-3 stains per crate, and I had to wait patiently for each layer to dry before putting the next on) Since they’re nice and stackable, I managed an interesting but pleasing aesthetic on top of my desk– and I could fit an average of 9-14 books in each one! (size pending, of course) I’m planning to get a few more, since it was a massive success, and maybe even mount one crate up on my wall!
  6.  Add to, create, or tackle the rest of your TBR! TBR, or To Be Read list, is qualified to be a month-long #readathon , under these circumstances. So don’t be afraid to try new genres, new books, and even slow books– if you’re under quarantine, and have nothing better to do this weekend, why rush it? Take time to savor the slower ones. Personally, I strive for 2-3 books per week, but if you’re feeling ambitious, you could do 5-7 per week, a book a day. Some books are shorter than others, so you could even get away with that. Not as into reading, but want to get away from your TV or computer screen a bit? Try an audiobook– it’s like a movie, but you’re picturing the characters, scenery, etc in your head as they talk and as the book plays out. It helps build your imagination, and some audiobooks even have sound effects! My personal fave, currently (being a Star Wars nerd and all) is the series Star Wars: Thrawn. I became hooked on his character after watching Rebels, and have since become obsessed after almost completing the first book in the canonical series… but more on him later. Adding in with the art thing, I like to draw while I listen– it gives my hands something to do while listening so I’m not restless, and don’t feel unproductive– and for book 2 I plan on doing some engraving scratch art that I got into doing when I was homeschooled. You could even fold laundry or wash dishes while listening!
  7.  Bible Studies and Theology Podcasts.  Sure, churches may be closed everywhere, but that hardly means the Church herself is closed. On the contrary, many Church members, pastors, and priests still hold Bible studies and Zoom conversations about Scripture and theology. Some podcasts are great for that, too, but be discerning in which ones you pick, and make sure the content is actually Biblical. Don’t have a church nearby that’s doing a study or anything similar? If you’re a Christian woman looking for help in this area, I highly recommend Phylicia Masonheimer; she has a ton of resources tailored to specific Scriptural needs, and even if you just want to kickstart a Scripture study (or if you’re not a girl, LOL), I still think she would be a great resource to have. She studies it deeply and within its original context, and helps us understand that it’s about GOD, not US, so it’s not misinterpreted, which I personally find extremely helpful. Use the time you’ve been given to drawn close to God, to Yahweh, and in return, He’ll grow closer to you– and it will drive out fear. Come and let your spirit be refreshed by His.
  8.  Exercise! Make sure you’re not just taking mental, emotional, and spiritual health seriously, but your physical health, too. Jumping jacks, a treadmill, the elliptical, sit-ups, push-ups, etc can all help if you can’t get outside to workout (I know many of your are secluded in apartments). Try Wii Fit Plus, or a dancing game, if you have a Wii. If you’re able, go online and see if you can find a class that you can work out with via FaceTime, Zoom, Skype, WhatsApp, or any other videochatting app. My martial arts teacher is tag-teaming with several sister martial arts schools and Zoom, so we can workout for free whenever in the week (usually evenings).
  9.  Lastly, if you’re more theoretical, exercise that part of your brain. Now, I know not everyone is like this (disclaimer), but if you’re theoretical or striving to be, I highly encourage you to build on this quality, to practice small anticipations, intellectual guesses, and general theorizing. If you want to start small or do it for fun (especially if you’re not super theoretical to begin with), start with your favorite TV show, video game story, or book series, but beware of potentially spoiling it for yourself. 😉 (It does happen!) I’ll be writing an article on this sometime this weekend, if you’re newer to it. But for us naturally theoretical/philosophical types, it’s actually fun! When I used to get bored sitting sentinel at the register in Outdoor Lawn and Garden for hours, waiting for someone, anyone non-rude, to check out, I’d keep myself preoccupied by either making a TBR list, talking to the loaders, or theorizing deeply about what could happen next in one of my favorite shows, The Dragon Prince (PC junk nonwithstanding). I’d theorize for HOURS on end if I had nothing better to do with my time, analyzing stuff that already happened, speculating deeply on minor clues dropped in the show, and dissecting character motivations. To avoid making specification errors, I focused more on making general theories. I anxiously awaited the release of season 3 in the meantime, and when it came out, guess what? 75% of my theories were RIGHT, in one way or another, and came to pass in the season! That, my friends, is the power of theorization! (Disclaimer: You want to keep in mind that theories are not always solid gold, so take it with a grain of salt, and remember some tend to be more like Fool’s Gold, Pyrite– it may look golden, but it’s not the real deal. Remember to back theories with solid FACTS that are PROVEN to be true– this will make them more credible.)


Do you have plans for how to spend the extra free time in quaratine? Do you have any other ideas to add to the list? Shout out below!

Aaravos Knows

In honor of “The Dragon Prince” Aaravos Week…


Aaravos knows

The ways of the Stars,

At the heart of Xadia–

Things aren’t what they




Aaravos knows

That they have come

To lock him


For the things he

Had done.


Aaravos knows

The power of the


Will keep the world


From him, out there.

(He also knows,

‘Twill be not

For long–

For soon elves’


Shall prove quite wrong.)


Aaravos knows

The power of the


How does it work,

Could it help

Him flee?


Aaravos knows

One on the other


Has potential

To become

His vessel, his hide.


Aaravos knows

A dark magic spell,

He raises a toast–

A drink–

To the opposition

They may quell.


Aaravos knows

He has a trick up

His sleeve–

Or under tongue rather,

Sending to Vessel

To deceive.


Aaravos knows

Through his bug he may


As he grows stronger


It changes its



Aaravos knows

The battle is lost,

The price was high,

But the war,






Aaravos knows

Hundreds of years pass’d

Spent dormant in a

Mirror, chrysalis,

Avizandum won’t get

The very







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“A Dream is A WISH Your Heart Makes”: Exclusive “Wish You Weren’t Here” Blog Tour Interview!!!

*lights appreciative and obligatory coffee-scented Ketterdam candle*

L4G: “Hello, everyone! Today on my blog, we’re doing another special guest interview! Yes, I’m privileged to be on yet another incredible blog tour; this time, featuring the amazing Janeen Ippolito and her hit urban fantasy series, If Wishes Were Curses! We’re all stoked for the new release of the sequel in the series, Wish You Weren’t Here, and, without spoiling, I’ll say we can expect some real twists and turns in this addition (in typical Janeen style, but of course 😉 ), as well as some… super SPECIAL surprise appearances. 😉 But I’ll leave that and your own reading to your own discretion!
Today, we’re sitting down and chatting with Janeen’s MC, Ms. Allisandra, who is snarkily awesome, BA half-jinn ( an urban “genie,” if you will, for those unaware what a jinn is, LOL), half-human. You can go ahead and have a seat there, Allis, or just feel free to teleport whatever you feel like sitting in at the moment, be it a comfy swivel office chair, beanbag, or otherwise. Pull up a seat so we can talk awesomeness.
Now Allis, when just before we really get this show on the road, how do you prefer people introduce you when making introductions (we know you have quite the long name and a title to boot!)? Or do you prefer introducing yourself?
A: *teleports a comfy-looking recliner in from who-knows-where, and plops down into it, across from me* “I’m Allis. Allis is fine. The only time I pull out the title is when I’m trying to intimidate someone, and usually that means they started it. Even then, I’ll sometimes prefer Allis because I don’t really need to impress anyone.”
L4G: *nods* “I love that you get real and kinda personal with people, right off the bat (depending on the crowd, of course). OK, so the next, OFFICIAL first question… Not many in this world know about you (very unfortunate for them, as you’re the coolest fictional person I’ve met, a fave master aside…), so we’ll tell them a little bit more about you. When and how did you first discover your jinn powers, and what did you use them for? Why?”
A: “Most of my magic was locked away with curse-marks on both my forearms until I was thirty-three. I could only teleport myself and objects short distances and read the fears/desires of others. Also, I was more durable than the average human. You might think that’s enough, but I’ve always grown up around the Fae, shifters, Unspoken, etc. So I was mindful that I was the low-powered kid on the block. My full powers didn’t show up until a grizzly shifter tried to kill me in a parking lot near the Strip District. He wasn’t even glamoured! Idiot. I ended up killing him with smokeless blue flames in self-defense. They just showed up on their own, even with the curse-marks.”
L4G: *shakes head* “Those grizzly shifters… I guess we should be glad the dude didn’t have rabies or something. That would’ve taken a nasty turn… But I guess that kinda makes sense, though. After all, three is a magic number (especially in more… traditional jinn culture), and you were only protecting yourself. We also know you’ve been under a TON of stress lately, with all this magic conspiracy and crap, so if you could go ANYWHERE, be it on Earth, the Dreamscape, or even one of the multiverses, for a relaxing or exciting vacay to get away and just take your mind off all the stressful things, where would you go, who would you take with you, what would you do there, and why would you pick that place? (Sorry for the multi-dimensional question!)”
A: “I have no idea. Maybe Russia? My mom came from Russia. But then again, she left in a hurry for America, so maybe there’s nothing to go back to. I dunno. I might just do a poll and see where people wanted to go. Or just teleport somewhere and see what happens. Whoever wants can come along! Cid will be there, most definitely. Maybe Gideon and Jack.”
L4G: “A poll sounds like a fabulous idea… If your author doesn’t put one up soon, I just might, on your behalf! 😉 That sounds like an awesome plan! Take us with you! 😉 Speaking of those who are closest to you, and know you best…onto question four. What do you most have in common with your author, Janeen, and why?”
A: “What do I have in common with my author? Well, we both have Russian ancestry, and I know she loves Pittsburgh. We’re both huge fans of french fries and birds. Although I wasn’t really into birds until I met Cid. Ummm. We both really love our moms? Sure, that’s enough there.”
L4G: “I second the french fries! *to self* Hmm… I wonder if she loves cheesy fries as much as I do… *back to Allis* You know, I had mixed feels on birds for a while, but working in outdoor lawn and garden for hardware retail has changed my mind on that; they’re interesting to watch in the rafters, and they make such sweet, peaceful, cheery, and calming little melodies. Sadly, methinks we must wrap it up… *sniffles* It’s been great having you, Allis. Let me tell you, as a resident of Singleton for a whopping 24 years, I could probably do with a little matchmaking service myself, but we’re here for you and Janeen, not me, so… Last question! In your latest escapades, who is your newest fave person that you’ve more recently met in WYWH, and what do you like about them? Feel free to use any code names or nicknames you or your author MAY deem necessary.” 😉
A: “I like Flashlight. He’s fun. He’s got a lot packed into his life, and I find people with messy, deadly lives fascinating. And we get each other. Plus, he’s a lot of fun to tease.”
L4G: *grins slyly* “I’ll bet he is… Hehehe…
Thank you so much for joining us today, Allis! It was truly a pleasure having you; perhaps next time we can sneak in an interview with your vampire/raven-shifter mate, Cendric! 🙂 And a special thanks to Janeen for allowing me to do all the awesome things on tour, as we do. 😉 Curious about the series? Here’s more!”

I was done with my Jinn ex-boyfriend—but now I’m the only one who can save his life.

I’m already in enough trouble with my magic going crazy right when I’m opening a storefront for romantic crimes consulting. The last thing I need is interference from Kiran Singh, who failed spectacularly as a boyfriend, and now wants me back with some crappy excuse of helping him track down illegal, dangerous love potions. 

Then one of his other exes tries to kill me in a fit of jealous, doped-up rage—and ends up dead herself, with all evidence pointing to Kiran. 

My vegetarian vampire mate, Cendric, is convinced Kiran is up to something. But homicide isn’t Kiran’s style, even if he’s starting to show serious psycho-jealousy of his own. Someone else is pulling the strings, and they don’t care how many people die from fake love.

If we can’t track down the real mastermind, my ex is going to disappear.
And not in the way I’d wish. 

Buy now and enjoy the Steel City Genie series: snarky urban fantasy with a blue-collar genie, a romantic subplot with heat (nothing graphic), and gleeful send ups of many romantic fantasy tropes, plus otter-shifters and coffee addictions.

And let’s not forget book 1 of this epic series, If Wishes Were Curses:

So I accidentally killed a shifter. On purpose.

With genie powers I shouldn’t be able to use, thanks to my curse-mark.

In my defense, the damn grizzly was threatening civilians and might have been a vampire as well. Pittsburgh is safer without him. Only the Fae court doesn’t believe my story, and the shifters are out for blood.

Now I’ve lost my job as a romantic investigator, and I’m on death row. My only hope is an oddly outgoing vegetarian vampire lawyer who seems strangely familiar. Too familiar. 

Almost like we’ve met before, and this whole thing was a set-up to take us both down.

Wishing won’t get us out of this mess.
But my forbidden wish magic just might.

Buy now and enjoy a snarky urban fantasy that’s Angel meets I Dream of Jeannie and features a blue-collar genie in over her head, a romantic subplot (nothing graphic), and gleeful send ups of many romantic fantasy tropes, plus a fantastic otter-shifter.

Right now, both are FREE with Kindle Unlimited, so I highly, highly recommend you pick up this fabulous series, which, I guarantee, will be just as addictive as Allis’s beloved coffee from Uncommon Grounds.
Genre: YA Urban Fantasy. For teens and older.
Now, let’s hear it for the other lady of the evening, JAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!! (Yes, I always say her name in fun and unique ways. Sue me. … On the other hand, don’t. Janeen only has one lawyer vamp-shifter, and he’s Allis’s hubby.)
About the Author
Janeen Ippolito

Janeen Ippolito is two authors for the price of one! She creates writing resources and writes urban fantasy and steampunk. She’s also an experienced teacher, editor, author coach, and the editor in chief of Uncommon Universes Press. In her spare time, she enjoys sword-fighting, reading, food, and making brownie batter. She believes that words transform worlds and that everyone has the ability to tell their story. Two of her goals are eating fried tarantulas and traveling to Antarctica. This extroverted writer loves getting connected, so find her on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and at her website: janeenippolito.com .



All pictures and rights belong to Janeen and/or UUP. Picture credit goes to her, UUP, and Amazon.com, respectively. 🙂 

The Semi-Return of MBTI: How Intuitives and Sensors Fit Into Christian Contemporary Music

Hi, everyone!

So, no, first off, I was not lying when I said the MBTI posts would be on hiatus for a while; I namely meant the ones in collaboration with the MBTIGuy, because he is much more experienced in typing people and figuring out how they work (as opposed to relatively fledgling me. LOL.). But, this is more of a fun and less professional post, so….

I’ve been paying keen attention lately (which can be tricky for an Intuitive, particularly Ni types, since we’re so often in our heads!) to music that I listen to. I notice the lyrics, and if I notice carefully enough, most lyrics convey a sense of what MBTI type the person is, which I find to be fascinating. Si-users refer back to past experience; Intuitives speak of abstract concepts/theories, changing the world, or looking forward to/longing for something better in the future; Se-users focus on partying and having a blast in the here and now. Naturally, many secular artists seem to be Se-oriented, but there are some Ne’s and even Ni’s there, too. But I noticed there seemed to be a heavy amount of Ne, Si and Ni singer/songwriters in Christian contemporary genres (listen to both the complete albums of The Afters, Hollyn, and Jeremy Camp, and you’ll quickly see what I mean), not that there aren’t any Se-users (#LITO is just one example), it just seems like Introverted Sensors and Intuitives seem to be dominating that area of music a bit more.

And the more I listened to Air1, to my Christian CDs, the more the brain cells got to tinkering– each type kind showed a piece of a minor role that type kind was meant to play in society (by God, of course), although not specifically. For instance, Si types like Micah Tyler (“Even Then,” and “Never Been a Moment”– even the past-tense of his titles are indicative of type) are meant, to some degree, to relate to us how God’s helped us and others in the past; He was faithful then, thus, He’ll be faithful to us now and in the future generations as well.

Here’s a bit of this music. Note the distinct past tense, the looking back and reflecting, etc… All clear indicators of an Si-user type:



Ni-oriented types like to remind us of what is to come– the new earth and heaven, looking forward to being with Abba, etc. They remind us that our current predicaments do not define life as we know it, and to look at our lives as only only small puzzle piece of a much bigger picture. Artists like Jeremy Camp and The Afters tend to be more a bit more Intuitive, reminding us to press on towards the future, towards heaven and God’s kingdom (and sometimes encouraging us to actively rebel against the world):



Ne types are also big-picture oriented, but tend to be a little like an Se type met and had a kid with an Ni type– they are a perceiving function, yes, but also actively brainstorm abstract ideas and concepts, such as heaven vs. now, theology, etc. They are still innovative, still future-forward thinkers. One thing I have noticed is that this type of artist is particularly dominant in the Christian music industry– if Se’s dominate the more secular music industry, I’d have to wager their Intuitive counterparts dominate (at least, mostly) the Christian music industry. (The Afters may be Ne or Ni, it is not confirmed for certain, which is why I have the two above artists listed as simply confirmed Intuitives. The same goes for Skillet– very likely Intuitive, but there’s also a possibility they are xSTP!) I know for certain that Hollyn is an ENFP (she confirmed it), Danny Gokey is likely an Ne-user (thinking with a side of Si), as is the lead singer of MercyMe, Bart (I’ve seen the, “I Can Only Imagine,” movie, and if he is anything like the actor portrayed him… He is most likely, I would wager, a xNFP type, BIG dreams, spontaneous, initially full of optimism for them). Here are a few samples:




Se-users tend to be focused more on the here and now, in the moment, so what God wants us to do right here, right now, or living our faith out currently for everyone to see, and noticing God currently in the small, everyday details. Toby McKeehan, or TobyMac, is one wildly popular artist who really seems to emphasize this, as does the Christian band PressPlay:

(Notice the FREQUENT usage of more present tense in the song– he’s present, living in the moment, soaking up all the little details of God around him—he notes how God’s in EVERYTHING, literally the song title!)


If you’ve any doubts at all whether or not PressPlay is Se, well, they’ve just been erased: “You only live once,” is literally the motto of these Sensory, Perceiving types. They’re living in the moment, loving in the moment, loving THE moment, and worshiping in the moment. Se types teach us to take a step back, and minister to the ones around us, to enjoy worship and God’s goodness around us.


I think those are all the major type world-perceiving categories I’ve covered tonight. And again, for some of these, do not take at face value that they are Ne or Ni or Se– do your own research. 🙂 But regardless of type, these groups all share two major things in common: Make a joyful noise, and point everyone around them (and beyond!) to Christ!

Emerging From Shadows: A “King of Scars” Book Review


First off, before you budge your eyes an iota further…



(And before you fellow Grisha nuts go further on this article, check out the minor edits I made at the bottom of my last Grishaverse post! 😉 )

I know, I know, it HAS been a while. But between stuff, and getting a new job, I finally got my Illumicrate KoS box a couple weeks ago, and, let me tell you, that live video unboxing was simply glorious. And, due to nerves, I positively could not wait to delve into King of freaking Scars. Regardless of it being a “special limited edition” (It’s a book. Books are meant to be read. End of discussion.). I holed up myself in my room-cave like the hermit I am, made myself a blanket-fort out of chairs, extra blankets, my bed, dresser, desk, and clothespins. And holed myself inside with pillows, plushies of both Nik and the Darkling, chocolate, and of course MY PRECIOUS.

It should strike you by now that I’m no noob when it comes to this. (I mean, been anticipating this book, let alone the SERIES, for a year or so!)

I finished KoS in a mere two days.

And again, in case the first warning did not sink in, there WILL BE SPOILERS  for it down below. Because REASONS.

Anyways. Ahem. *clears throat*

What Needed Work/Improvement, etc. in KoS:

  1. The whole political thingy. My acquaintance, Dani, thought Nik did not care about politics, unlike in R&R. My reaction? “Uh, EXCUSE ME, have you READ S&S? HALF of that was political, Alina doing politics with Nikolai!” We only get a glimpse of Nik’s political life and thoughts in the originals; KoS was much more in-depth about it (understandably so– he is basically a charismatic politician, a king). It was so much more deeply grounded in politics, I actually lost train of thought, at times— Nik is THAT brilliant when it comes to politics (whereas, Alina– she’s kind of a noob, lol.). I understood why Leigh did that, but it was trickier for me to follow, even though I did take PoliSci recently, my last semester in college. And where’s the backstory on the foul Nik poetry she promised us??? *chants* FOUL. NIK. POETRY. FOUL. NIK. POETRY.

2. The whole Saint thing. OK, so so-called “saints,” are actually real? And still living? AND you just kinda randomly plop some black-but-invisible castle WITH AN ACTUAL DRAGGO in the middle of the barren Fold to house them? I really, really don’t get that at all. Like, there was no real explanation for it, was just kinda sudden, unexpected (not all unexpected things are bad, but given no explanation for this, it kinda was), and random for me.



What I LOVED about KoS (least to most):

  1. The deeper insight to some characters’ backstories. We learn Nik is actually secretly insecure (very ENTP, might I add), often hiding behind a show of charisma and bravado, which was only hinted at in the original trilogy. (He also admitted to having a bit of feeling towards Alina, so we know that almost-kiss was NOT fake. We see a glimpse of this insecurity when he squirms uncomfortably at Alina initially calling his personality-shifting, “creepy.”) We find Zoya has some similar insecurities, but, contrary to what many men think of her, she does not have a hidden, “soft side.” However, she does have a strong sense of loyalty, duty, and justice, which drives her moral compass, and is something to admire. (I mean, at the beginning of the book she stands up to Vol-Nik and protects a lil kid against him, even giving the kid a few extra coins to keep silent about what he saw– VERY much an ESTJ’s Inferior Fi.) Additionally, I love the development between her and Nik. They are both used to charming (Nik) or physically attracting (Zoya) anyone they want, but with each other, it’s like a constant bantersome tug-of-war. They help each other, they want each other, but circumstances and other factors prevent them from getting what they REALLY want. I can’t help but think of that innocuous phrase by Zoya when discussing Nik back in Ruin and Rising, “I would make a magnificent queen.” I never would have thought of that as foreshadowing, but apparently so…


2. The Cult of the Starless Saint. Admittedly, yes, I am a Christian. Admittedly, yes, it did bother me at Bardugo’s improper usage of the term “saints,” and what it actually means (it actually refers to Christians in general), while she emphasized a kind of martyrdom saint-worship in some of her books. (Guessing in her book, saints are good people who’re blessed miracle-workers and/or Grisha to be idolized…) But, if I was not a Christian (HAHAHAHAHAHA), and if this were an actual thing, I think, quite honestly, this would be one “saint cult,” I’d be TEMPTED to join (note: not ACTUALLY join, xD)– the Cult of the Starless one. Remember when, back in the SaB Trilogy, there was a Sun Summoner cult? Well, a parallel cult’s popped up here; they want to make THE DARKLING into an official, miracle-working saint. Nope. Not kidding. And their base is the former Unsea, where he first tampered with merzost, creating a literal place of darkness because HE TRIED TO GIVE HIMSELF MOROZOVA’S AMPLIFIERS. Hurrah. (LOL.) Truth be told, I’m actually theorizing that such a following was likely inspired by Darkling fangirls, at least in part. Even though I was unable to actually make the KoS tour, I would obsessively watch the FierceReads and Leigh’s Instagram Story snippets for even just a glimpse of what it was like. In one of the Q&A, it was entirely fan questions for Leigh to answer, which I loved; one of the questions videotaped that she answered was, “Did you ever picture a different ending for the Darkling [at the end of R&R]?” Her reply? “*awkward look* He was always gonna bite it, soooo… Next?” However, this leads into the next “I Loved KoS” point beautifully, becaaaaauuuuusssseee, as we ALL remember from the famous quote from Siege and Storm…


That’s right, y’all.

3. I. WAS. RIGHT. I cannot express enough how many times I theorized about this. About all the breadcrumbs Leigh left us– Baghra explicitly stating that the Darkling was an expert at faking his death and rising again, Leigh saying that there were a lot of uncertainties at the end of R&R (including certain deaths that were not necessarily forever), the Darkling making a prequel casual appearance as the half-brother of one of Leigh’s MCs from TLoT (HIS SYMBOL OUTRIGHT APPEARS ON SEVERAL PAGES), Leigh stating in another, more private interview, to answer the question of him faking his death at the end of R&R, just like Alina did, she would quote Nikolai and say, “When people say “impossible,” they usually mean, “improbable.”” (Btw, Leigh REFERENCED said interview at the end of the book by HAVING Nikolai say that!) Added to the fact that Leigh specifically directs our attentions TO the point when Alina takes notice of the Darkling’s corpse, wondering who tended it, who neatly combed his hair back, etc, before the pyre is set alight. Like the Zoya quote above, I do not believe she would lead us astray with a meaningless, innocuous gesture in her books. Additionally, I thought there was a connection with the shadow-beast inside Nikolai– because when the Darkling seemingly perished, Nik turned from beast back to man more permanently (for the time being), and the Fold was somewhat restored. But in KoS, he starts to SWITCH BETWEEN being a man and being a beast; I knew that much before I started reading, and thought, “If the Darkling DIED and Nik became a man again, but Nik is now starting to slowly turn back into a shadow beastie, there MUST be some connection with REVIVING the Darkling!” Some of my friends thought I was crazy. Some of them thought he wanted to die, because he was alone in the world, Alina no longer had her powers (and thus, was no longer like him), and because Baghra speculated that most Grisha of great power chose to end their own lives, because they would keep living with no end, while many friends and family members would die of old age. One rubbed this in my face, and another disowned the original trilogy in part because of his death. But still, I held out hope.

And guess what? That hope, towards the end and AT the end of KoS, was rewarded, tenfold.

I’m not going to say how, or why, or what happens. Just that I really, really, really, REALLY can’t wait for book 2. Even though, throughout KoS, Leigh tried to dampen my glee for his grand return with (albeit truthful) awful remarks and reminders from various characters on all the cruelty and damage the Darkling inflicted on them (Genya, Zoya and Nik were a couple of these); Nik even remembers him as being, “petty.”

But I will say this: At the end of KoS, it almost felt like one big, “happy” reunion of nearly the entire cast of the SaB trilogy (minus Alina and Mal-ware. Naturally.). I was basically rejoicing and fangirling. HARD. CORE.


If you’ve read King of Scars and been keeping up with the Grishaverse, what were some of your fave things about this story? What do you think could have been improved or clarified? 

Oh, and here’s a little something extra for y’all that consistently made me think of KoS… In more than one way. 😉


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An Underworld Excursion: A “Rothana” review

Hi, guys!

So, I initially planned on doing this a couple of days ago.

But, as we know, life, even for a Planner-type (J types tend to be more plan-oriented), can toss unexpected things in your direction.

So after getting off my Grisha high from this week (no jurda parem required– and trust me, I was on Cloud 9), I naturally crashed like a plane onto a landing strip with no one to guide it in, and plunged into a mood of gloom and despair (which will continue to remain until this Saturday). We’ve reached January, that’s the first step with King of Scars. Step no. 2 consists of waiting til the 20’s part of the month, then, finally… THE 29th!!!! (For those unaware, that is the KoS release date. Not that I’m getting my copy then– already preordered two copies, in two different KoS boxes, so they’ll take a bit longer to arrive. I know, I know, I need serious help… )

But I’m getting off topic here; this isn’t the only reason I started this post. You see, as an official Author Bugger (read: I pester authors. If I’m blessed enough, they actually do respond. Which has surprisingly been fairly frequent, haha… It’s a matter of asking/saying the right things, and interacting appropriately 😉 ), I don’t JUST bother Leigh Bardugo, I bother multiple authors, indie and NYT bestseller alike– and, as mentioned previously, I both befriended and bug author buddy Sarah Delena White (who I would love to have on here again for a one-on-one interview…) a great deal, especially this past year, about her newest book in the Star-Fae Trilogy, Rothana. I was honored enough to receive an ARC and even a vague mention at her acknowledgements of being one of the “impatient readers” (LOL!), as well as a signed preordered copy from her (with a beautiful message from my favorite Star-Fae 😉 ). That being said, I almost liked Rothana better than Halayda, so I’m going to go into a somewhat detailed (and slightly spoilery– be warned) and unorthodoxish description of what I loved and what could have been improved.



  1. The backstories are more in-depth. I can’t go into great detail, mind, because MAJOR spoilers, BUT I will say that almost everyone’s backstories are explored in further detail– even those you may not expect. 😉 Not everyone is who they APPEAR to be, for multiple characters. It was a lot of fun, seeing Sylvie, Casimir, and Diza all interact that way. There’s a huge theme of FAMILY in this book, and I love it dearly. I particularly squealed very, very hard at all the Dizamir interactions…. 😉 😉
  2. SECRET CONSPIRACIES!!! We ALL love ’em, and there’s a pretty huge one close to the middle-endish section. Secret rebellions. Secret possible bad guys. A part at the end that will literally have you at the edge of your seat, like, “Oh. No. They’re walking stright into *SPOILERS*. CAN’T THEY SEE THEY’LL–” Everything. Just… EVERYTHING.
  3. MORE AWESOME STAR-FAE— SIDIKA GETS A BF?! (Kinda. LOL.) We learn more about the Star-Fae, and a newer addition to the cast particularly intrigues me… that “mysterious stranger”…. hahahaha…. 😉 Let’s just say I’ve been awaiting an INFJ-INTJ pairing for too long!


Sam Claflin, who Sarah would probably pick to play the “mysterious stranger”

What could’ve been improved:

  1. The beginning set-up could’ve been a bit less predictable. Granted, I don’t think that Sarah INTENDED it that way, but still, it’s a recurring pattern– characters go to a festival, one royal, one “commoner.” Something bad/tragic happens, and Taylan and Sylvie are wrenched away from each other. Taylan broods in his moodiness; Sylvie goes into self-pity mode and both need to kinda be slapped into some sense. Sylvie meets a dark creature/character who most find frightening but she finds to be sweet; she helps them, which helps her get back to/find Taylan. Reunited with their pals, they defeat the bad guy (temporarily). I mean, sometimes it’s told in a different way, but the pattern’s pretty consistent. Here’s to hoping book 3 will break the mold! *clinks glass*


Sylvie and Taylan, wife and husband, holding each other. 

2. The whole monarch switcheroo thing was confusing, and could have been explained better. First, Sylvie’s the queen. She goes through almost literal h-e-double toothpicks to receive it, unintentionally (not literal h-e-double toothpicks in Halayda, but she and Taylan DO in Rothana). Then, suddenly, at the beginning of Rothana, she’s not. ZAD eventually becomes monarch, because apparently Faerie is fickle and incredibly moody on who the crap sits on that golden– and greatly coveted– throne. I was just pretty confused in general about that, and unless it’s like GoT (which I neither watch nor have read), it probably could’ve been explained better.

3. Lack of aesthetic scenes.  Just a more minor complaint– I feel like Halayda had more aesthetic scenes, including Wellspring, Casimir’s golden garden, Sirugan’s cloud, Taylan’s palace/enchanted wood nearby, Sylvie’s home for abandoned, half-fae orphans, the Blood City place thingy, etc. The only really aesthetic scene I can recall in Rothana is the area where Sylvie’s in the underworld and soon after meets *SPOILERS* in said area. I do think the underworld was described well, and a bit more of the College of Alchemy, but that was probably it. That being said, there was more character building via backstories, so that compensated somewhat for the lack of vibrant, well-detailed places.


LivforGod’s Rating: 4 out of 5 stars. Character development was beautiful and more poignant in this second installment, more chuckles, and loved certain bonding moments and/or interactions. This was definitely the highlight of the book, along with the secret conspiracy stuff. 😉 However, there were a few things that could have been clarified a touch more, or seemed too rushed at times.

Nevertheless, it still sits in the leagues of one of my top five fave series, and I eagerly await the third installment!



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Sylvie and Taylan



Netflix and Nichevo’ya: Ruination or Rejuvenation?

Today, you’re getting a special on me, guys. A two-for-one blogging day special, in fact.

So, in my last post, I talked a bit about how I’d discuss my feelings and fears about the news that the Grishaverse was getting its own Netflix series.  Granted, I think it is good enough, beyond good enough, to be set on screen. But as it is tied for THE top of the top of my fave series of ALL time, I have seriously high expectations for this thing; in fact, when I first got wind of the news (regrettably, right before my work shift started), the excited adrenaline rush everyone else was currently experiencing (some continue to experience it) faded faster for me, because I started worrying my little perfectionistic head over the moon about stuff, shooting my anxiety up tenfold at work, and probably making me seem a bit… tenser. (I mean, I spent an hour alone worried over who they would pick for the Darkling… xD)

In fairness to Grisha Queen Leigh, via her newsletter, I’ve seen she put a LOT of time, effort, and thought into this decision, has had many (probably worse) offers she could’ve taken. But she was told to go with her gut, and go with her gut she did indeed (convincing me further that she is an Intuitive, but another rabbit trail for another day). Netflix is renown for their (fairly accurate) film adaptations, and are not responsible (I don’t think, anyways) for the Maximum Ride film adaptation, which I initially feared (they ARE responsible for the adaptation of, To All the Boys I’ve Loved Before). It helps that they will be producing multiple episodes of the series, encompassing the Shadow and Bone Trilogy, the Six of Crows duology, and even bits of The Language of Thorns. (REALLY hoping Ulla and the Darkling will get together!)

So, you might be wondering, why exactly am I worried still? Good producers, Leigh’s on the team as an Executive Producer of the show, multiple episodes, more time to divulge precious details… what’s the problem?

A couple of problems, actually.

Problem number one was I was a bit confused by Leigh’s newsletter email– are they making only 8 eps, 8 eps per season (and one season per book..?), or… what? It was a bit vague, so the confusion worried me a lot. (She did, however, reassure us that they would not smash up the timelines, not badly if at all)

I was also worried which details and snark would be included, and which might be excluded. I’m terrified they’ll leave a little, important detail that was in the book outside of the series. I’m scared of who they’ll cast for the characters (please, no Twilight guys or Sean O’Pry for the Darkling…), and get facial, eye or hair details wrong. This is incredibly easy to do, for both things– the Harry Potter movies were somewhat accurate, character-appearance-wise, but details-wise, left out a SLEW of things. Dobby and Kreacher are briefly touched on, for instance, but no mention of elf rights or poor, sad little Winky. The opposite is a bit true in The Hunger Games movies– they chose a 30-something actress to portray a 16 year-old, but stuck to the majority of details and plotline in the books. The Divergent series, in movie form, violated both of these– Tris is described as blonde-haired AND KINDA PLAIN (then we get the very physically attractive Shailene Woodley. Because Hollywood.). The first movie in and of itself is fine, but so much detail of Insurgent and Allegiant is drastically altered from the books– likely to please the fans. This irks me to no uncertain bounds. There is a certain integrity even in entertainment, certain boundaries that shouldn’t be crossed, and drastic alteration from the book or the story’s moral of the story are two of them. Mind, these are also not personal criticisms against actors and actresses who act well, I’m simply pointing out they might not be the best fit for that character. 

Lastly, I am terrified that this is either going to end up like the infamous, The Last Airbender (a movie adaptation of ATLA, one that we do not speak of), and/or newbies who have not read the books and only want to watch the movies/series will delve in with little idea of what they’re watching. Worst of all, I’m terrified of it somehow, some way, going bad and the movie/TV/Netflix ONLY people like it, praise it, and are still clueless about the books. My perfectionist reader brain would be ringing like OFF THE HOOK if that were the case. I can only hope (and pray) that both it and the newer, live action series version of Avatar: The Last Airbender (out Fall 2019) do their originals supreme justice when both hit Netflix officially.

To sum: I want to believe in this, I think it has a LOT of potential to be good, to be REALLY good, but am terrified because of the above reasons. I am scared filmmakers and scriptwriters are going to try to mess with Leigh’s story, majorly, in a bad way. My consolation is that Leigh used to work in the film/movie make-up biz, so she kinda already has a gist of how it should go. I can only pray this all comes out in an awesome bundle of awesome way.



Later edit: I heard, a couple weeks ago, that both  Leigh and Netflix Director Eric H. (don’t ask me to spell his last name off the top of my head…) actually clarified that it is not a mini-mini series of ONLY eight episodes for the ENTIRE series, but SEVERAL seasons, a season PER BOOK, and EIGHT EPISODES PER SEASON. Do the math, if each ep runs from approximately a half hour to roughly an hour each, then hopefully… ALL THE GLORIOUS DETAIL WILL BE INCLUDED!!! *rejoicing resounds*

In short, I take back SOME of what I said, earlier. 😉


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Christian Fiction: All the Love?

Hi, everyone! Happy very, very belated New Year’s! I hope you guys are having a good 2019 so far. Mine is mixed– super excited for King of Scars, and mixed feels (some excited, but definitely some anxious– more on this in a second post!) on the news Leigh Bardugo and Netflix has announced, on their collaboration for a Grishaverse series (my take? This is either going to be really good, or an accidental nightmare. Depending on a lot of factors). That being said, I’ve been on social media a lot more lately than I initially planned, but then, things always go that way with me.

Couple of announcements, before getting to the post– Rothana’s review should be up sometime tomorrow, super excited about it. The MBTI posts will be on temporary hiatus, due to MBTIGuy dealing with some unforeseen medical complications (but is on the mend, as of right now. Keep praying, guys!). Lastly, there WILL be some minor spoilers in both my Rothana review and my King of Scars review.

And now, to this post.

As stated, been on social media a lot lately, and been following one highly-respected Christian blogger, homemaker, productivity inspiration, writer who is basically the incarnate, 21st century version of the Proverbs 31 woman. (No, I am not kidding!) For the sake of her privacy, unless she requests otherwise, I am going to refer to her by her initials only, “P.M.”. Ordinarily, I agree with P.M. on many, many things (Theologically, etc.  Well-rounded woman of God, been a part of multiple denominations, including Baptist and Presbyterian, and actually does have some Pres, Calvinist and RP friends! 🙂 She provides an SLIGHTLY egalitarian perspective to that of my college’s complementarian one. Me? I see pros and cons to both sides, and am officially somewhere in between– not as a compromise to both sides, but because I genuinely don’t wholly agree agree with either, and see both having very valid points. ). However, I do disagree with her on one major thing– fiction literature, especially YA, is bad for your mind. She especially rags on anything romance-y, due to it vastly raising expectations of real-life people to expect others to behave in a manner similar to, well, fictitious characters. Since she had a past history of coming through struggling romantically, sexually with literature she rightfully says she shouldn’t have read in her younger years (cough… sensually explicit… stuff…), says it actually initially put a damper on her marriage. Now, some fictional literature she is fine with, like LOTR and The Chronicles of Narnia, but she is highly wary of most fiction, especially “Christian fiction”. Why? It’s namely because “Christian fiction” is almost exclusively romantic fiction. I kid you not– when I walk into my growing Church library, the expanding titles are all romance-based, or Amish-romance based. Same with most books in a Christian bookstore catalog. I can think of only three exceptions to this– Ted Dekker, Frank Perretti, and Lynn Austin. Yes, all three sometimes include some romance, when it’s actually relevant, but is usually portrayed fairly realistically. But she’s not overly fond of Dekker, and tends to blanket the rest– secular and Christian–with unfair statements. But say, not all fiction is damaging. In fact, Tolkien didn’t necessarily consider his stories classic “Christianese,” per say, but used his stories to glorify God,

“Are The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings Christian stories? The stories don’t mention God or Jesus; but J.R.R. Tolkien, the author, was a Christian. Asked to describe himself, Tolkien gave a quick summary and then added, “Or more important, I am a Christian (which can be deduced from my stories).” If we pay attention when reading his works, we can tell that Tolkien was a person of faith.

“Philosopher Jacques Maritain wrote, “If you want to make a Christian work, then be Christian, and simply try to make a beautiful work, into which your heart will pass; do not try to “make Christian”.” Too often, Christians think that what they create should have an obvious spiritual meaning. But Tolkien believed that in the act of creating, we participate in the work of God. God is a Creator and has made us to be what Tolkien called “sub-creators,” which is one of the primary callings of the human heart.

“Tolkien did not set out to write Christian stories. He set out to write stories that gave him joy. He wrote to the glory of God; in doing so, his faith shone through.” (Arthur, Sarah. “Following Your Joy: The Hobbit and God’s Call on Your Life”. Once Upon a Time Ed. Devozine. Nov-Dec. 2013.)

Just like Tolkien, we, as Image Bearers, are called to be what my Humanities classes affectionately refer to as, “culture makers.” We literally make culture to the glory of God, guys. That is our intent. We can show God’s love through a song or a painting, inspire others with our words or a movie, make a change for Him, for better, push and challenge ourselves and others to do our best for our Abba, our Creator. The problem only comes when we factor in our downfall, sin, and our own selfish desires, like greed, pride, lustful desire/fantasy, and purely wanting to make a name. Out of the right context, being a culture maker can be extremely damaging to society as a whole, as we’ve seen so many times. This is why P.M. is against much of the whole “Christian fiction literature” culture– even while being meant well, many romance authors tend to project romantic godly and often unrealistic ideals onto their characters, making them behave unrealistically, and upsetting readers when it doesn’t go the same way in real life. Even non-romance writers do this,  LOT, and I’ve seen first-hand some of the unrealistic expectations/ damage it causes for myself, so yes, we do need discernment. Real people are not whole, perfect– it’s why we need a Savior. The authors may not intend to do that, but it is wise to consciously form a habit of checking yourself while writing, and holding yourself accountable. After all, God could use you to influence and help others to help glorify Him– that is a lot of power and responsibility, and we must utilize wisely.

When all is said and done, fiction, Christian or secular, is like the Force from Star Wars; by itself, it is not good or evil. It all depends on the wielder– and the wielder’s intentions with it.


Works Cited:

Arthur, Sarah. “Following Your Joy: The Hobbit and God’s Call on Your Life”. Devozine. “Once Upon a Time” devotional section, weekend section. Nov-Dec. 2013.